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Testimonials

Every review below was written by somebody who bought the jars. We ask once, about a month after an order arrives, and we publish what comes back.

We do not screen them by rating, we do not take any down for being unflattering, and we do not write any ourselves. A review saying it did nothing is as much use to the next person as a glowing one, so those stay up too.

A thank-you for reviewing. When we publish a review from somebody who has bought from us, we send them a 15% discount code and a free copy of our Alkaline Knowledge Guide (PDF). It is the same whatever the rating, one star or five, and it is given once per person. Every review that was thanked this way says so underneath it.

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We ask every customer about a month after their order arrives, and we publish what comes back, good or bad. The first reviews will appear here.

Already tried the jars? The review box is at the foot of each product page.

Writing one yourself

If you have taken the herbs for a month, the review box sits at the foot of each product page. You need to be signed in to the account you ordered with so the review can be marked as a verified purchase. If you are not signed in, or you bought from us some other way, you can still write one: it is published and marked as unverified.

Keep it to what you did and what you noticed. Please do not describe treating or curing an illness — we are not allowed to publish that, and we would have to take it down, which helps nobody.

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Take the quiz

Where should you start?

Six questions about how you feel and how you eat. At the end you get the formula to lead with, the dose, and the reason behind it.

Where should I start — quiz

A starting point, not a diagnosis.

This one tells us the most.

Be honest rather than aspirational — it changes what we suggest.

This is the one that decides what we suggest.

ALKA-FLUSH, ALKA-LIFE and ALKA-IRON, the three jars of the Cleanse Package

Your answer

Start with the Cleanse Package

The three are made to be taken together. ALKA-FLUSH is the bitterest of the four, ALKA-LIFE is cold-water sea vegetables, ALKA-IRON is four bitter roots. They were designed as a set.

Two capsules from each jar, once a day, an hour before you eat. Sixty capsules per jar — a full month.

Choose your plan — £150, or £130 on subscription

UK delivery £6, free over £120. Subscriptions renew monthly and can be cancelled at any time. Sealed jars can be returned within 14 days; opened jars cannot, as they are a food product. Dosage and safety notices are on every product page — read them before you order. Herbal supplements are not medicine and this result is not a diagnosis.

A single jar of ALKA-FLUSH

Your answer

Start with one jar

You said you would rather start small, so we are not going to push the full package at you.

£50 each, sixty capsules, a full month. The three work as a set, so one jar is a smaller test rather than the full protocol.

Or see the full Cleanse Package

Dosage and safety notices are on every product page — read them before you order. Herbal supplements are not medicine and this result is not a diagnosis.

An open log notebook and pencil, a glass of water, a small dish of capsules and the three Cleanse Package jars on a dark green table in morning light

Your answer

Start with The Guided Month

You said you would like someone checking in through the month, so that is what we are pointing you at rather than a jar to work out on your own.

Week by week, what to expect and when. A daily log of energy, digestion and food. What to do if you miss a day, because everybody does. Member pricing on your next order.

See what is inside — £30 a month

Renews monthly, cancel any time. Dosage and safety notices are on every product page — read them before you order. Herbal supplements are not medicine and this result is not a diagnosis.

Want your result emailed to you?

We will send your answer and the matching food list, so you still have it next week. Your result is just below either way.

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Subscription

The Human Remedy Membership

One plan. The guidance that gets people through the month, and the food work for anyone who wants to go further.

£30 a month · The Guided Month
✓ Week by week, what to expect and when
✓ What to do if you miss a day
✓ A daily log of energy, digestion, food and how you feel
✓ Video content and courses, added as they are produced
✓ Member pricing on your next order
✓ Alkaline recipes, added weekly
✓ Food lists linked to the shops and Amazon listings that stock each item
✓ Where to buy list items and products like spelt pasta, in store and online
✓ The online Food Guide, kept up to date
Or £300 a year, saving £60

Cancel whenever you like. No call, no form.

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The Cleanse Package - three jars

Quick look

The Cleanse Package

ALKA-FLUSH, ALKA-LIFE and ALKA-IRON. 60 capsules a jar, a full month in one order.

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How you want it

⚠ Every formula has its own cautions. Read the product safety notices before you order.

Apple Pay, Google Pay and Link appear here on the one off order when your device has a wallet set up.

or pay by card at checkout

With you within 2 to 6 working days.

Total £150